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Showing posts with label Bollywood Dialogues. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bollywood Dialogues. Show all posts

Monday, 11 September 2017

Shubh Mangal Saavdhan Dialogues Ayushmann Khurrana and Bhumi Pednekar

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 Shubh Mangal Saavdhan Movie Dialogues: Ayushmann Khurrana and Bhumi Pednekar

1. Usne bhi mujhe chuaa hai. Yeh dekho nishaan. One side nahin hai hamara pyaar yaar.



2. Aurat ka shareer rahasya ka khazana hota hai. Ek bandh goofa mein rehta hai. Aur yeh goofa kab khulti hai pata hai?

Jab koi ‘khulja sim sim’ bolta hai Mummy,

Nahin nahin nahin nahin. Suhaagraat waale din khulti hai aur chaalis chor ke liye nahin khulti. Sirf Alibaba ke liye khulti hai.

Aur agar Alibaba goofa tak pahuche hi na toh?



3. Yeh aaj kal ke ladkon ka na, dimaag hi kharaab hai. Nahin, shakal chooze bhar ki aur ladki chahiye Katrina Kaif.

Khud toh aam-vaam chuss ke nikal jayengi aur saara pressure hamare pe aa jata hai!



4. Woh mera launda hai. Uska kuch bhi nanha sa nahin ho sakta.



5. “Pairi pauna, Papaji.”

“Pairi pauna chodo. Yeh jo aadha pauna bacha hai na aapka, woh sambhaalo aap.”

Ayushmann Khurrana, Bhumi Pednekar, Dialogues, Features, Hitesh Kewalya, Shubh Mangal Saavdhan


Ayushmann Khurrana, Bhumi Pednekar, Dialogues, Features, Hitesh Kewalya, Shubh Mangal Saavdhan
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Tuesday, 22 August 2017

15 Funny Dialogues From Akshay Kumar Toilet Ek Prem Katha

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15 Funny Dialogues From Akshay Kumar's "Toilet Ek Prem Katha"


1. Ek To Manglik,
Uper Se Kundli Main Dosh
Ye Bhains Hi Bachayegi Iska
Jeewan Sankat....!


2. Haan Bhabi, Chalo
Sava Chaar Ho Gaye
Sab Intezaar Kar Rahe Hain,
Lota Party Me Tumhare
"WELCOME KA"



3. Oh Bhai Sahab,
Seede Baat Kro Yahan..

Badtameez Keh Do Madam,
Bhai Sahab Na Kaho Plz...


4. Ab To Bas Mangal
Hi Mangal Hoyego

Mangal Kya, Ab
To Bhaiya Dangal Karego..


5. Ek Shauch Ke Liye Itna Gussa?


6. Unhone Toh Meri Kismat
Ghusalkhane Me Baith
Ke Likhi Hogi

Hm, To Upar Se
Flush Aur Kar Diya...!


7. Jis Aangan Me Tulsi Lagaate Hain
Vahan Shauch Karna Shuru Kar Dein..?
8. Apni Aurar Ka Sab Ke Saamne
Pardarshan Karna Dharm Hai?

Ya Khule Me Hagne Me Bahot
Shuddhi Hai..?

9. Mard To Ghar Ke Piche Baith Jate Hain
Par Hum To Aurtein Hain,
Hume To Har Cheez Ke Liye
Zada Mehnat Karni Padegi..!
10. Ab To Biwi Vapis Aye Na Aye,
Sandass To La Ke Chhoduga Is
Gaon Me "Radhe Radhe"...!

11. Biwi Pass Chahye,
To Ghr Me Sandass "Chahye"..!
12. Ye Jo Aap Gareebon ka Khana Khate Hain,
Isey Nikaale "Kahan" Hai...!


13. If You Change Nothing,
"Nothing" Will Change..!


14. Aashiqon Ne Aashiqi Ke Liye "Taj Mahal"
Bana Diya
Saala Hum Ik Sandass Na Banna Sakein..!


15. Dikh Raho Hai Kya Babuji?
Jwala Phoot "Rhi Hai" Andar...







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